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Aunty~बेटा पहली बार घर आये हो कुछ तो लेना ही पडेगा!

Me~ठीक है आंटी, अपनी बेटी दे दो!

Aunty~साले दौबारा घर में कदम रखा तो टागें तोड दूंगी!

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Similarity between Valentine's day and Bal Divas

Similarity between Valentine's day and Bal Divas

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साला आज समझ में आया की ये बाल दिवस valentine day के ठीक 9 महीने बाद क्यूँ आता है।

नया है चिपका दो किसी और पे।

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Santa Banta are terribly famed funny character in Republic of India. There are heaps of jokes on Santa Banta. You will like these Santa Banta funny jokes.

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Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete
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but get a whole bunch of digressive answers in seconds….
Teacher: clever boy .

Teacher Student Jokes

Question: “How to kill associate ant?Asked in an examination for ten Marks!!
Student:Mix Chilly Powder with Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..! After uptake, Ant can Search for some Water close to a cistern.Push ant in to it.. =!! Now hymenopterous insect can go to Dry itself close to fireplace,When it Reaches fireplace, Put a Bomb into D fireplace..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in intensive care unit..!! And Then Remove breathing device from it’s Mouth and Kill the hymenopterous insect.. !!
MORAL:
Don’t Play with Students.. !!
They can do any factor for fifteen Marks..

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

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Girlfriend and Boyfriend area unit perpetually half of comedy, so here area unit some jokes on beau girlfriend.
Girlfriend: setting password for her portable computer with
boyfriend sitting beside her…
She types “BRAIN” as
password.
Boyfriend:Fell down of his chair , laughing
Because portable computer replied:“TOO SMALL”.

Happy Kiss Day

Happy Kiss Day 😘
सभी  Friends ko IMRAN HASHMI जयंती  की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ 😘


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